Thank God you’re here. John Tothill has missed you so much. It’s actually been hell without you.

A rat who orgasmed to death. The notion of Marmite. The time John deliberately got malaria. We’ve got a lot to catch up on. Pour yourself six glasses of wine and settle in for an evening that, god-willing, won’t end. Maybe we could even have the tiniest cigarette??

The critically acclaimed John Tothill brings his fantastic new show on his debut UK tour.

Chortle’s Best Newcomer nominee 2024. One of 2024 and 2023’s Best-Reviewed Edinburgh Fringe Shows (British Comedy Guide). As seen on Comedy Central Live. Tour support for Fiona Allen.

“One of the funniest hours of stand-up at this year’s Fringe” ★★★★★ Telegraph

“One of the most distinctive stand-up voices of his generation” ★★★★ Chortle

“A voice like no one else’s… Excellent show” ★★★★ Guardian

“A joyous evening” ★★★★ Observer

“Brilliantly entertaining” ★★★★ Time Out

Presented by Country Mile Productions in association with United Agents

Directed by Alex Cartlidge and Kathryn Craigmyle

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All tickets include a £1 admin charge

Approx running time 1 hour 45

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