Jessie Nixon: Don’t Make Me Regret This

Presented by Chuckle Busters and Lee Martin for Gag Reflex

Jessie Nixon is putting her life on the line for this show. Or at least her livelihood/self-esteem.

She's ripped out her heart, covered it in glitter and squirty cream, and offered it to you, still beating. Don't make her regret it. If you're mentally ill, a lapsed catholic, queer, occasionally distraught, too smart for your own good or have ever cried in a changing room: this is for you.

Best Newcomer Nominee - 2026 Chortle Awards
As seen on BBC One and BBC Three
Tour support for Fern Brady, Helen Bauer and Lou Sanders

“Has us in stitches... an absolute triumph” ★★★★★ One4Review
“Hilarious, witty and clever... you’ll leave with sore cheeks” ★★★★★ Binge Fringe
“Nixon is destined for greatness” ★★★★ Evening Standard
“It’s hard not to like Nixon... she’s passionate, funny, and talented” ★★★★ Entertainment Now
★★★★ North West End
★★★★★ Binge Review

All tickets include a £1 admin charge
Approx running time 1 hour 45 mins

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