7.30pm Saturday - One night only!

Perceived through a lens of fear and censorship. Deliberately omitted from education, science, and culture. Most people don’t recognize the full anatomy of the clitoris. 

Join Belszki on a journey from phallusy to cliteracy, via the sex ed you never received! Edutainment and feminist theory collide in this taboo-busting multimedia performance. Expect spoken word, comedy and audience interaction. Sculpt a play-doh clit. Phone quiz to assess your cliteracy level: will YOU graduate with a BSc, MSc or PhD in cliteracy? Belszki returns after her 2022 show 'Me? No Pause!'

★★★★★ from Out News Global
"Belszki delivers a very enjoyable, fascinating and memorable show."
"I was immersed in Belszki’s engagement and interaction with the audience"
"This left me feeling empowered, which, following the event, has sparked conversations about my newfound knowledge and understanding of such under-spoken and undervalued parts of the body, which are often seen as taboo."

CW: images of real vulvas, content about FGM 

Suggested age 16+

All tickets include a £1 booking fee

Approx running time 2 hour 20 mins (incl. 20 min interval)

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