Join Rebel Lyons as she muses on Matrimony, Monogamy and Masturbation at this Hen’s Night party for those who aren’t sure if they’re ready to commit to an eternity of mediocre sex. This hysterical ride will leave you questioning the romanticism of romance and the absurdity of bridal culture in the present day.

"There's no other way to put it: Lyons is a weirdo with the voice of an angel and unparalleled comic genius. Flawlessly written. Five stars." - The Advertiser

"What a power move." - Nothing Ever Happens In Brisbane

"Her singing was so good I thought she was lip syncing." - Katherine Canavan