Ultimate Rave Bingo - Lion Quays Resort
Ultimate Rave Bingo - Lion Quays Resort
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DOORS OPEN 6PM
LAST ENTRY 7PM
The Most Ridiculous Touring Bingo Show in the World is coming to Lion Quays Resort this April for the FIRST TIME EVER!
We’re not your nana’s bingo night (unless your nana’s a legend who loves a cross-dressing gorilla on a mobility scooter). Ultimate Rave Bingo is a dazzling, outrageous, and totally bonkers touring bingo show that’s been called the 8th wonder of the world. Seriously, people write us love letters.
Think glitter, glamour, and prizes you’ll talk about forever. Picture this: professionally bad dancers in hilariously terrible costumes, a naughty host who’s part stand-up comic and part party queen, and a confetti machine so big it could launch unwanted politicians into space. Add in epic dance bangers, nostalgic throwback tunes, and laugh-out-loud chaos, and you’re
only halfway there.
Oh, and the prizes? We’ve got air fryers, steam mops, inflatable boyfriends, and a certain legendary 24-inch megadong™ that’s become the stuff of legend.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Gather your besties, hit that “Book Tickets” button, and brace yourself for a night of pure, unfiltered madness. Trust us — this is the kind of night you’ll be talking about for years.
See you there, gorgeous. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and your sense of humour. Ultimate Rave Bingo is waiting to blow your mind.
Because this isn’t just a bingo show—it’s a life experience. You’ll dance, you’ll laugh until you cry, and you might even win something so ridiculous you’ll have to explain it to customs. Plus, your FOMO will be off the charts when your friends won’t stop posting photos and tagging you in them.
Location
Lion Quays Resort, SY11 3EN