Dive into the chaotic charm of "Le Père Noël est une ordure," a beloved French comedy that brings holiday hilarity to new heights. Set on Christmas Eve, the film follows a quirky group of social workers at a Parisian shelter who find themselves in a series of absurd and uproarious situations when a Santa Claus impersonator appears, bringing unexpected chaos and colorful characters into their lives. With sharp humor and a satirical take on the holiday season, the film deftly balances laughter and heartfelt moments as the ensemble navigates the challenges of compassion and camaraderie. Celebrated for its witty dialogue and unforgettable performances, "Le Père Noël est une ordure" is a festive romp that’s sure to entertain. Don’t miss your chance to experience this comedic classic on the big screen—get your tickets today!

This film will be shown in French with English Subtitles

Please note that our film screenings are for over 18's only. ID may be checked on arrival so please do not purchase tickets for children under 18.

About the Secret Underground Film Society

Our films are shown in our Foreign Office, which has ten, comfortable seats meaning small and cosy screenings. Tickets are £12 (plus booking fee) and include a soft drink or a small glass of wine or beer. If you're feeling festive, you can also upgrade to a Festive Film ticket, that also includes a small bag of popcorn and a festive cocktail during the film.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does my ticket include?

Your ticket includes a nice, comfy seat in our Foreign Office plus one of the following:

• soft drink
• 125ml glass of house wine
• cup of tea or coffee
• pint of lager or can of cider

If you opt for a Festive Film Ticket, you'll also receive a small bag of popcorn and a festive cocktail from our Film Society menu during the film.

What time does the film start?

Unlike at conventional cinemas, we do not show adverts or trailers before the film. This means that the Event Start Time on your ticket is the time we press PLAY on the film! For this reason, we'd advise you to arrive at least 15 minutes before the start of the film so we can get you seated with your complimentary drink and take any orders for snacks or cocktails.

What if I can't make it?

Unfortunately, because we have just 10 seats available, we are unable to offer refunds however you are welcome to pass your tickets on to someone else if you can't make it.

Can I stay on for a drink after the film?

We close at 9pm on Wednesdays and 10pm on Thursdays so it's not always possible to stay on and have a drink after weekday screenings. If you are booked for a long film and think you would like a second drink then we would recommend ordering one to be delivered to you half way during the film.

What's the big secret?

Because of the nature of our screening license, we're unable to advertise the films to you unless you're a member of our Society group on Facebook, sign up to our newsletter or pop in to our café where we list future screenings on our chalkboard and our postcards.