Christmas. Time.

Bringing bucketloads of Christmas spirit, Near-ta Theatre’s cult festive comedy—and Cornwall’s longest running festive show!— is back.

Charlie and Toby are feeling low, and why wouldn’t they? It’s Christmas Day and they’re serving time at His Majesty’s pleasure. But why shouldn’t they be having a Merry Christmas in spite of their incarceration? What’s stopping them from creating Christmas around them? Absolutely nothing! And so they set off on their festival of carols, Claus, Christ and custody…

Join them on a fantastical adventure through Dickens, pantomime, musicals and Christmas dinner!

Doors open: 7pm

Tickets in advance:
Full Price: £12
Tickets may be purchased online 24/7 through the 'Buy Tickets' button on this page, or by calling 01209 312505 (Monday - Friday, 10am - 3pm)