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I'm Muslamic, Don't Panik

Thu 9 Oct 2025 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM The Basement, Gateway, TR13 8RT

I'm Muslamic, Don't Panik

Thu 9 Oct 2025 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM The Basement, Gateway, TR13 8RT

A hilarious and heart-felt story of one man’s journey to Iran to discover his cultural heritage. 

Featuring a captivating mixture of live music, spoken word, break-dancing and comedy. Join Bobak on his journey of self-discovery as he meets a whole cast of weird and wonderful characters - from women defiantly running the first (and last) ever Tehran marathon, to stumbling into an underground breakdance battle. Whilst the media frequently portray the Middle East as a frightening and dangerous place, Bobak shows us the positivity, joy, family and community that we rarely get to see. This is a beautiful story that will have you laughing-out-loud and leave you feeling full of hope.


After the show, enjoy a chat with your neighbours and the artists as we serve traditional Persian tea and date biscuits called Kolompeh. Everyone is welcome.

“...so warm hearted that it is impossible not to enjoy.” The Guardian ★★★★
“So full of heart, it’s brimming over” The Scotsman ★★★★

Supported by The Rural Touring Dance Initiative.

This event takes place at a new venue, The Basement. The Basement is situated downstairs at Helston Gateway (the former derelict supermarket). You can find out more about The Basement here.

The venue address is The Basement, Helston Gateway, The Parade, Helston, TR13 8RT.

If you are arriving by car please park at Trengrouse Way car park which is immediately next door to Helston Gateway. Follow signs to The Basement entrance.



Tickets in advance:
Supporter: £19
Standard: £14
Supported: £10
Under 25s: Free 
Tickets may be purchased online 24/7 through the 'Buy Tickets' button on this page, or by calling 01209 312505 (Monday - Friday, 10am - 3pm)
*Please note, the £1.50 transaction charge is non-refundable*

Location

The Basement, Gateway, TR13 8RT