Club Noir

Membership required

We have found our new home at a wonderful playspace in East London. This fully furnished location is just what we wanted for the new Club Noir in 2026.

However as a result of the with have had to update our rules regarding tickets and entry.

You will need to register as a member of Club Noir before purchasing your ticket if you have not done so previously.

DJ's play music that you would expect to find at Slimelight and AntiChrist.

We have two hosts who will be there to greet you upon arrival.

Dress code: Fetish wear, PVC, Latex, Lingerie, leather, PVC, or all smart black trousers and a proper (ironed) shirt (no t-shirts). Fantasy, uniforms, glamour etc.... if you do not adhere to the dress code then you will be asked to leave no refunds.

The house safe word is red!

Club Noir rules:

Strictly no photography allowed.

No sexual acts or nudity.

We operate on a one strike rule if anyone is caught.

Consent is 100% required and expected at Club Noir. Every guest should be able to enjoy their night free of harassment. Always ask before touching anyone at Club Noir. Anyone who does not follow this simple rule will be ejected and barred for life.

If you see something that you think is not allowed, or if you have a problem yourself please approach a member of the team (sparkly lanyards) or the bar staff.

So what are you waiting for? Come and join us!!!!