PHILLY • 30s • CARTESIAN BREWING
PHILLY • 30s • CARTESIAN BREWING
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Comedy Speed Dating at Cartesian Brewing in Philly!
Ages: 30s
Dating apps aren't working. You already know that.
Put the phone down and meet people the old-school way - face-to-face, rapid-fire, and actually fun.
What it is:
A stand-up comedy show followed by real, fast-paced speed dating - with the same people you just laughed with.
How it goes down:
• Comedians open with quick, punchy sets to break the ice
• Then we jump into fast-paced dates — real conversations, no small-talk torture
• Yes, sometimes the comedians date too (we’re not above it)
• Afterward, everyone hangs, and keeps the conversation going
No awkward icebreakers. No endless swiping.
Just comedy, chemistry, and controlled chaos - hosted by Colin Coleman.
Ticket Types & Pricing
Spots are SUPER limited to keep the ratios balanced - once tickets are gone, they’re gone.
Dating Ticket • $30
The Full Experience.
Includes a seat for the comedy show and a spot in the speed dating rounds. You’ll laugh with the room first, then meet the same people you were just laughing with.
Comedy Show Only • $18
Just here for the chaos? Perfect.
Grab a seat, enjoy the stand-up show, and stick around to watch the dating unfold. No pressure, no participation - just a fun night out.
Emotional Support Friend • $12
Its just nice to have a buddy.
Bring your friends to the show, they'll hype you up for dating, and they'll be there for the moral support (or backup drinks).
Note: This ticket can only be added after selecting a Dating Ticket.
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Show Info
Venue: Cartesian Brewing
Address: 1326 Passyunk Ave, Philadelphia
Run of Show. 👇
6pm: Doors Open for Happy Hour
7pm: Comedy Show Starts
8pm: Dating Starts
9pm: Event wraps, but the bar stays open - most people stick around and hang!
Comedy Speed Dating is a sold-out show where singles laugh together first - then meet face-to-face.
It’s led to real matches, second dates, and even relationships.
Turns out, being a little ridiculous works. Who knew!
Tickets limited to 40 daters. 20 girls and 20 guys. Grab a seat before your match matches someone else. 😬
Location
Cartesian Brewing, 19147