Hell in a Handbag Productions is pleased to continue its 21^st season with the Chicago premiere of it's 77th production -  I Promised Myself to Live Faster, an intergalactic orgasmic extravaganza featuring closeted extraterrestrials, high stakes pursuits and nuns from outer space, created and conceived by Pig Iron Theatre Company, with text by Greg Moss and Pig Iron and directed by JD Caudill*.

This space epic tells the tale of our reluctant hero Tim (Robert Williams*) whose life takes a radical turn when an order of intergalactic nuns charge him with a quest: retrieve the Holy Gay Flame from the clutches of the evil emperor and restore the balance of power in the universe. Once Tim is captured by the fabulously androgynous Ah-Ni (David Cerda*), Tim goes places he never dreamed in this ridiculous and delirious allegorical adventure. The cast also includes Kim Boler, Taylor Dalton, Lolly Extract, Sydney Genco*, Caitlin Jackson*, Tyler Anthony Smith*, Ben Stacy, and Emmanuel Ramirez. Understudies for the show include Connar Brown, Andres Coronado, Abbey Demorow, Ashley Graham, Rebecca Husk, Brian Knall, Michael Radford, and Scott Sawa.

*Handbag ensemble member

PLEASE NOTE THERE NO REFUNDS FOR THIS EVENT- IN THE EVENT OF ILLNESS YOU CAN EXCHANGE YOUR TICKETS FOR AN ALTERNATE DATE OR RECEIVE CREDIT FOR ANOTHER HANDBAG SHOW

Please note: 

                  Abbey Demorow  will be stepping for Caitlin Jackson for every performance following April 16th until April 30