Airport 1970SOMETHING was created as a special addition to the Hell in a Handbag Drive-In Festival. Now you can see it indoors on a big screen and hear all of the lines!

Airport 1970SOMETHING is a parody that celebrates the popular Airport series disaster films and gives them the treatment they deserve with editing and dubbing by some of Chicago’s favorite actors who couldn’t think of an excuse to say no to being a part of the project.

Watch the brave crew try to land a plane after the crew of flight 666 to Helena, Montana is hit by a small aircraft rendering the Captain (Grant Drager) blind and gravely injured. Can the ground crew (Michael Miller, Lori Lee) help Nancy, the Head Stewardess (Ed Jones) land the plane?

Will Nancy and her boyfriend (that she sometimes mistakes for her father), Al Murdoch (Michael Rashid) survive this test of their love? Will the the beautiful and glamorous passenger, living legend Gloria Swanson (David Cerda) live long enough to add a new chapter to her autobiography?

What about Linda Blair (Ricky Harris) or Myrna Loy (Doug Vickers), or the nun who looks suspiciously like Helen Reddy (Alex Grelle)? See, Airport 1970SOMETHING to find out.

Featuring: Lance Baker, Tommy Bullington, David Cerda, Grant Drager, Jennifer Engstrom, Sydney Genco, Mierka Girten, Alex Grelle, Ricky Harris, Caitlin Jackson, Ed Jones, Lori Lee, Rob Lindley, Michael Miller, Shade Murray, Michael Rashid, Jamie Smith, Tyler Anthony Smith, Doug Vickers, Honey West, Robert Williams, AJ Wright, Chay Yew

ENJOY LIBATIONS AND SNACKS AND MAYBE A WEINER!

PLEASE NOTE- AIRPORT1970SOMETHING IS NOT PART OF YOUR SEASON TICKET