Well you did it, didn’t you? The captain told you the cruiseliner was unsinkable and you scuttled it just to prove him wrong. You were right. Everybody hates you but you were right.

You washed up here, a remote island inhabited only by birds and a smattering of entertainers from other doomed cruises. And now, at the behest of the birds (who seem to control the island), the best and most shipwrecked in showbiz are putting on a show!

Expect sketches, videos, music and a hefty amount of longshore drift. Starring Robbie George, Eva Wallis, Hudson Hughes, Aidan Pittman and other castaways who are just them in wigs. So put down that flaregun and pick up a ticket to the funniest thing for a thousand leagues!