20th Dec - The Madame's Christmas presents...Dashing though the Hoes

Happy Christmas from The Madame xxx

• Friday December 20^{th -} Dashing though the Hoes.

Upon the Christmas Madness, why not jump onboard the Madame Mojo’s Christmas sleigh Dashing through the Hoes?

Our Last Christmas accolade of the season and rest assured we will go out with a massive Bang,
bobby-dazzler, hum dinger of as nativity Christmas Donkey!

Last chance saloon to see the tremendous ‘Dawn the Drag’ whipping the floor with her quick wit, who is so gorgeous bit of crumpet and has banter and balls.

Expect Classic Christmas tributes, sing a long cabaret classics and be ready to whoop off your heels and fire up your dancing shoes and kick the ass out of your Christmas Party.

Introducing your filthy Christmas Godmother, Marcia D’arc! She will be entertaining with a veritable plethora of crude and smutty songs at her furry pink piano.

Expect self-penned and salacious Festive parodies that are designed to make you blush

With all this Christmas Dashing, you will be stopped in your tracks when you hear our Madame Mojo’s Songbird, Miss Nicole McNally sing her heart out.

In the past 2 years of Madame Mojo’s shows, we have watched this incredible human grow, with divine elegance and deliver ever performance with utter amazement.

We welcome with open arms Miss Avant Garde who is an elegant seductress, who delivers a delightful blend of deliciously dark fantasy to show stopping showgirl. This pin-up model and ballet dancer has won multiple burlesque awards and has been dazzling audiences for over 10 years.

Little Bit about Madame Mojo’s Cabaret Club
Welcome to the fiercely flamboyant Madame Mojo’s Cabaret Club. The Grand Dame is now celebrating her 2nd year showcasing events at Canvas Loft Bar (Our residency) Isabel's Brassiere, Bournemouth Air Festival, Secret Garden Party and many private events and getting quite a reputation!

This excitingly fresh concept, which brings the highest calibre of artistes from all over the UK, originated in Bournemouth. The Madame’s ethos was always to deliver a unique cabaret experience, with a huge variety of ridiculously talented artistes, on any given night.

Madame MOJO’s deliver the very best in burlesque, the quirkiest of comics, the most outrageous drag queens, singers who take your breath away and speciality acts that will make your head spin! Furthermore, they have all been carefully handpicked by The Madame’s, without chipping a nail. It regale with hints of the West End, elements of Moulin Rouge, Madame JoJo’s and Funny Girls to name a few.

At a Madame Mojo’s production, you can expect decadence, elegance, ambience, vaudeville and a hint of the ‘outrageous.

We can also provide fully bespoke drink packages, charcuterie boards, buffets and party favours as bolt-ons to your tickets. (We can also provide meet & greet with our glorious drag queens and artists.)

So, grab yourself a tickling feather, pull up a pew and enjoy the organised chaos that is a Madame Mojo’s Cabaret Show!

Check out our PROMO VIDEO Madam mojo.mp4

***Be AWARE, we have VERY limited numbers, dont miss out***

Show Times

Doors open @ 7pm for pre-drinks in the upstairs cocktail bar

Show starts @ 8pm, don't be late or you might get locked in the dressing room with the Drag Queens

Show curtains close approx. @ 10.30/11pm

Continue your Party at Canvas is open till 1am ~ Then you can boogie the night away till the early hours with DJ Tim Byland and make a full night of it!

Tickets, Premium FRO's and Booths & Vera-Tease

Check out for the EARLY BURD Discount tickets darlings.

• Standing Tickets (Bar Bizatches) - £15pp (This option, sadly does not offer seating and can be limited viewing)
• Main Floor Seating (Tier 2 Theatre) - £20pp (If you want food, please be aware that these tickets do not come with a table, so please opt for a VIP Front Fro & Vera Tease table)
• Premium Booth’s - £25pp (Limited numbers per booth - You maybe share the booth, if you do not book the full numbers)

• LL1 – Liza Minnelli x 16

• LL2 – Dolly Parton x 16

• LL3 – Barbara Streisand x 6

• LL4 – Shirley Bassey x 12

***If you want to book a whole booth privately, not a problem, you will need to book total number of seats. Or sharing will apply, as we are so limited on numbers***

Give us a call and we waggle our wands to appease, if you have larger parties.

• The Front FRO’s & Vera – Tease (VIP’s) - £27.50pp (These are our premium seats, with the best view, tables and closest to the stage)
• OR really special Vera - Tease (VIP’s) we can arrange to book the whole VIP booth out for your party. (Please ask, we love to please x)

Any special requirements or if you are celebrating, give us a call, the Madame’s are here to make your night truly magical xx

Bespoke BOLT-ON's....

Drink Packages ~ Why not book a drink package for your table, to kick start your evening https://canvasbournemouth.com/vip/

To book these packages, please email madamemojo@mojoevents.uk.

We will be offering full waitress service throughout the show, so you can sit back and kick off your sparkly shoes.

Charcuterie sharing boards all @ £22.50 per board (serves 2)

***These food packages are only available for booths, premium seats, with tables***

• Dita Von Cheese - our platter of 4 different cheeses with spiced chutney's, grapes, olives, crackers and fresh bread
• Meat you at Mojo’s - a meaty platter with 4 assorted meats, pigs n blankets, spiced chutney's, grapes, olives, crackers, and fresh bread
• Cher and Cher alike - a selection of meats and cheeses, pigs n blankets, spiced chutney's, grapes, olives, crackers and fresh bread.
• Ve-gangster platter - Olives, humous, mushroom pate, vegan cheese, and pickle all served with crackers and fresh bread.

All Charcuterie sharing boards are ONLY AVAILABLE with Pre-Bookings, not on the night and you need to book a ticket with table.

Bespoke Buffets will be priced depending on what you would like x

For any queries or questions, please dont hesitate to drop the Madames an email or give us a call.

email: marianne@mojoevents.uk

Call Marianne on 07815 608 920

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