The Umbilical Brothers - The Great Star Theater (San Francisco)

THE UMBILICAL BROTHERS ‘THE DISTRACTION’

“Wildly funny, wildly creative…silly behavior of the highest calibre” The New York Times

“An unmissable and unforgettable “comedy experience” Broadway Baby
“My faith in comedy was restored” The Times, London

The Umbilical Brothers are an international comedy phenomenon.

Their Nickelodeon series “The Upside Down Show”, as well as Disney’s “The Book of Once Upon A Time”, “The Sideshow” and “Maisy”  delivered them a fanbase of both fanatical toddlers and late-night, Taki-eating couch potatoes.

Named as two of Entertainment Weekly’s “100 Most Creative People In Entertainment”, they have appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, after James Brown at Woodstock ’99, and before the Queen.

They’ve performed in 40 countries. From Hawaii to Tokyo, New York to Moscow, audiences have laughed like idiots at their acclaimed performances that use a fast-paced mix of movement, vocal sound effects and verbal interplay to cleverly twist theatrical rules and everyday situations into comedy triumph.

Their online videos are viewed by over 200,000 people a month. Their appeal crosses generations, as children in the audience are as enthralled by the physical comedy as the adults, while the more complex material hits its grown-up targets. The result: entertainment that is as critically praised as it is loved by a broad audience.

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FAQs

Where is the experience located?

The Great Star Theater is located at 636 Jackson St, between Kearny St and Grant St.  We are conveniently only a block away from the Chinatown Muni station, a short walk from Market St's Montgomery St Bart station and halfway between the financial district and the Pier 39/Fisherman's Wharf tourist district.

Is there parking available?

Parking in the Mission District can be difficult, so give yourself extra time. We recommend parking at the nearby Portsmouth Square parking garage, which has a special evening rate when you park between 5pm and midnight. There are also other parking lots in Chinatown as well as limited street parking.

Does the experience take place in an indoor or outdoor venue?

The performance will be held indoors and is a seated experience. Restrooms are available inside the venue.

At what time are doors opened to the theater?
Lobby doors generally open one hour prior to showtime, and the theater doors open a half hour before. Seating is “First come, first serve” in each Zone so we recommend arriving early.

How long does the experience last?
90 minute runtime with no intermission.

Will there be strobe lights?

Yes, strobe effects are used.

Can I take photos or record the experience?

Photos and videos are not allowed during the performance.

Will food and beverages be available on site for purchase?

Yes, we will have fresh popcorn and other snacks, as well as alcoholic and nonalcoholic beverages.  

What happens if I arrive late?

Latecomers will be admitted to the venue upon arrival and seated at a convenient time during the performance based on management’s discretion.

Is there an age requirement? 

This show is recommended for those 12+ years of age.

Is the venue accessible?

Yes, the venue is ADA accessible.

Can I purchase a ticket at the event?

Tickets can be purchased online if they are still available. Performances often sell out in advance.

Are refunds allowed? What is the exchange policy?

All sales are final. No refunds, exchanges, or transfers.

Can I make a Group Booking?

We do not offer Group Rates or Bookings.

I can't find my ticket. What can I do?

All tickets are sent via email. If you’re unable to locate your tickets, please send an email to info@theempirestripsback.com 

Are service dogs allowed?

Service animals are welcome at our event. Please note, the production involves loud noises and confined spaces which may affect them. We recommend ADA individuals to use our ADA seating for extra space and comfort for the service animal.

Is the experience accessible for deaf/visually impaired people?

We’re committed to accessibility, including services for the deaf and mobility-impaired. Please email us at info@theempirestripsback.com for assistance before purchasing your tickets.

Can I smoke or vape?

We are a non-smoking production. We request your cooperation in respecting this policy to ensure a pleasant experience for everyone.

Is there a Lost & Found?

If you happen to lose any belongings during our event, please send us a detailed description of the item, along with the date and time you noticed it missing. Don’t forget to include your contact information. You can reach us at info@theempirestripsback.com