Shiny Brain Crayons presents: CALLING ALL BOHEMIANS

One-day art and music festival in Clapham

Shiny Brain Crayons Presents: 

Calling All Bohemians 

Bohemians, assemble!

I don't know about you but we are so effing bored of lacklustre music nights, so we created an antidote on our door step...

 Shiny Brain Crayons presents: Calling All Bohemians! Hosting and curating their very first night, SBC celebrates human connection (not AI drivel), artistry (not meaningless clickbait dopamine), weirdness, kookdom (how un-basic can you get?) and everything Oh So Bohemian!

Expect genre-bending music, strange ideas, and absolutely no interest in generic gig-night slop.

Think art show x Mardi Gras

Think Glasto’s Other Stage x South London

Think Ru Paul’s x Electronic

This is presented to you by Shiny Brain Crayons. SBC are an explosive Post-Punk Indie Electronic duo from South London. Embracing the quirks and colourful expressions of human nature. Blending electronic beats, brain-aching guitar solos and mind-bending uplifting lyrics, producer Stergin and singer Marianne command you to join their infectious energy with strength and a dashing of social justice. CLICK TO LISTEN

We will be joined by: 

• Kane - Delve deep into the inner psyche through poetry and artwork. 

• Ese. A force of nature where Jimi’s lightning meets Nina’s soul

• GRANDAD. If Pacman was a glitchy DJ.

• DJ Texas. Smooth uplifting beats of electronic and House music.

• Gay Animal choreography for your inner animal.

• Ena Xena revitalises and re-energizes your body and your soul in the massage zone.

• Juan. Entrancing live painting and Dali-esque depictions.

DRESS CODE:  A menagerie of mardi-gras, eccentric calypso street party vibes, South London style, or whatever the heck you like!

This is the early bird pre-sale. Buy your ticket now as it will be a) cheaper for you b) will help us make the night even more epic. 

PS: BBC6 Introducing calls us ‘nutty and I love them’, Radio X calls us ‘A future big one?’...what will you make of us? We can’t wait to welcome you into our world. 

PPS: Two Brewers regular’s Drag Cabaret show will be in the front room 7pm-late and you are welcome to stay and join the revelry after Calling All Bohemians has played their last note.

The lineup and details may be subject to change and will be confirmed in September 2026. 

Heres a gift for your morning commute - have a wacky day!