MAKE IT YOURS!

Boring?

Yes: but one of the most important elements of any event!

How would YOU make it “fun” ? Or use one to make point?

“Let Starmer have it all?” “A Trump-dump” “An EA Contribution Centre”

Or pretty in pink - with flowers and smiley faces

Or just advertise YOUR Business. you choose to put in or on it. Everyone who visits a “Tardis” has time to read whatever

Remember how effective phone boxes once were for “advertising”

SERIOUSLY: LOOS ARE ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE NECESSITIES AT THE TRAD. 

We would love to have more Super-loos.. but at over £1,500 a time.. the budget won’t allow many. A Tardis is usually around £50. Of course we have to pay extra to keep them clean.

So - for £50 you can express your innermost thoughts, advertise your business, insult an enemy.. or just have fun. You won’t feel a thing..other than a cheeky glow as you imagine what you will do with yours!

Naturally we will award a prize for the best loo (chosen by the public).

Of course if you want to: you can Sponsor a Luxury Loo unit at £1,500 and plaster it with photos of your loved ones, hated ones, business ads. anything goes. Slight proviso - we can’t let you paint.. everything needs to be easily removed on Monday morning after the madness.