The Grown Ups Table: Valentine’s Loft Party

🚀 AS SEEN ON REDDIT & (coming Thursday) THE BLADE!

Tired of the "Friendship Recession"? Sick of dating apps? Join The Kel² Collective for the ultimate "Third Place" experience. Whether you are single, taken, or just looking for your people, this is the party where you actually meet them.

✨ THE VIBE: We are taking over the top floor of Inside the Five for a night of connection, not pressure. No speed dating. No timers. Just a room full of cool adults (30s-50s) looking to connect.

🏳️‍🌈 NEW: THE WRISTBAND SYSTEM Signal exactly what you are looking for with our Glow-in-the-Dark bands:

• 🟣 PURPLE: Single & Open to Chatting.
• 🌸 PINK: Taken, Wingman, or Just Here for Friends.
• 🌈 RAINBOW: Stack this with your status band to signal LGBTQIA+ Community & Pride!

🎮 THE FUN:

• The "Dealbreaker" Game: A high-energy room shuffle to find people who match your vibe (Cats vs. Dogs, Ohio State vs. Michigan).
• Trash Your Ex: Write down your worst dating story, toss it in the bin, and the crowd favorite wins 2 Tickets to see Miguel at the Fox Theatre!
• The Soundtrack: DJ Davenport keeping the volume at "Conversation Level" until the party heats up.

🎟️ TICKET INCLUDES:

• Entry: Private access to the top floor event space.
• Heavy Appetizers: Grazing Board, Pretzels, Beer Cheese, & Sliders (come hungry!).
• Your First Round: On the House! 🍸 (Includes Craft Cocktails, Wine, Beer, or Soda).
• Swag Bag: For the first 25 arrivals.

⏳ URGENCY:

• Early Bird Tickets: SOLD OUT. 🚫
• General Admission: $39 (Available Online Now).
• Wingman Bundles: Grab a friend and save!
• AT THE DOOR: $45 (Credit Card / Venmo Only).
• Save money and skip the line by booking online!

Don't stay home. Come sit at The Grown-Ups Table.

⚠️ IMPORTANT DETAILS (PLEASE READ)
* Accessibility: The Fifth Floor is a historic loft space located on the second level and is stairs-only. Unfortunately, there is no elevator available.
* Dress Code: "Loft Party" Casual. Look good, feel good.
* Refund Policy: Full refunds are available up to 7 days before the event (Feb 7th). After that, tickets are non-refundable but transferable to a friend.
* Parking: Free street parking and public lots are available in Downtown Sylvania.