Join us 7th, 13th and 19th December for a festive 3 course meal or burger deal followed by a night of comedy by some of the best names on the UK comedy scene. 

6.30pm for dining / 7pm for burgers. Show starts 8pm prompt Fully seated. Acts subject to change. Proper sweary, swearing. 18+ We want all our guests to have a great night so consider those around you by putting your mobile on silent and not talking when the comedians are on stage. Thanks! We can only refund or reallocate in if the show is cancelled.

December 7, 2024

Gary Little (‘’Brilliantly observed’ Herald), Louise Young (★★★★★ Skinny) , Edy Hurst (★★★★ Lancashire Post) and MC Ryan McDonnell (“Candid and insightful” Irish Post) all at Padiham Comedy Club 

Nothing is off topic for Gary Little, whether it’s something as mundane as dog walking etiquette, as comically ambitious as his own depression or even the occasions he has spent pleasuring Her Majesty (His 2009 show ‘He’s Only Jail Gay’ was a hit at the 2009 Edinburgh Fringe) you can rest assured he will make it devastatingly funny.

‘Tears were streaming down my face’ ★★★★★ Mumbles Comedy ‘’Brilliantly observed’ Herald

Quite possibly the only half-Turkish, gay Geordie on the circuit, Louise Young has a solid reputation for delivering formidable comedy clout. Her laid back style, warmth and wonderfully crafted, razor sharp jokes have seen her becoming in great demand in the comedy clubs as well as hosting the BBC’s weekly Grin Up North Show. Louise was nominated for ‘Best Show’ in the 2023 Edinburgh Comedy Awards and regularly supports both Jason Manford and Alan Carr on their UK tours.

★★★★★ Skinny ★★★★ Fest ★★★★ EdFest ★★★★ Student Newspaper

Your evening comes complete with Edy Hurst (★★★★ Lancashire Post) and your host is Ryan McDonnell This Belfast born funnyman’s acerbic wit is cloaked in warmth and charm, all topped off with a cheeky, roguish smile.

“Apollo-quality” ★★★★Three Weeks “A cut above the rest” ★★★★ Broadway Baby (“Candid and insightful” Irish Post)

December 13, 2024

Nick Doody, Aaron Twitchen, TBC and MC Mel Moon all at Padiham Comedy Club 

Intelligent, original and hilarious, Nick Doody was the first ever British comedian to perform in Croatia and the last ever British comedian to support Bill Hicks. So, whether you’re a newly emerging nation state or a soon to die comedy icon, Nick is your man! He has penned jokes for Joan Rivers, Lenny Henry, Dame Edna Everage and an uncomfortable number of Mock The Week regulars.

“I love Nick Doody!” Independent “Intelligence, originality… ..cracking gags” Metro “I already want to buy tickets” Scotsman

Aaron Twitchen is a stand up, actor, author and living stereotype. Intelligent, bubbly and frank, Aaron performs at the big clubs such as The Glee and Hot Water as well as dozens of smaller independents. He has also provided tour support for Luisa Omielan.

When not wowing audiences with laughter he’s a fully trained circus performer specialising in aerial and trapeze work. Ulp!

★★★★★ Theare Reviews ★★★★ Broadway baby ★★★★ ScotsGay

December 19, 2024

To Begin

Truffle garlic mushrooms on toasted sourdough with crispy onions VEO GFO

Winter vegetable soup and sourdough VEO GFO

Smoked salmon mousse with creme fraiche, lime and dill GF

Chicken liver pate with port and fig chutney and ciabatta fingers GFO

For Mains

Roast turkey and all the trimmings GFO

Fish pie topped with smoked cheddar mash GFO V

Chicken supreme with fondant potato and cranberry and apricot sauce

Potato gnocchi, with wild mushroom, creamed spinach & broccoli, with parmesan crumb & basil oil VEO

All served with seasonal vegetables

To Finish

Festive Eton mess GF V

Gingerbread crème brûlée GFO V

Christmas pudding with brandy sauce V

Triple chocolate brownie with winter berry coulis GF V

VEO = Vegetarian but Vegan option available

GF = Gluten free option

GFO - Gluten free option available

V = Vegetarian

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