SPLAT! Sunday Sploshing Party with Messy Pup Gunge!

Its Sunday afternoon, it's 2pm, and here's your host....... Kinkypants!

SPLAT is the perfect way to spend a Sunday afternoon!  A day full of fun and games guaranteed to get you messy from head to toe! 

We can't wait!

Join us in one of our three gunge pools for a round of mischief, silly games and SPLOSHING!  Perhaps you prefer to spend your time outside chatting and SPLATting with foam pie friends?? It's all good fun with us!

SPLAT is about having fun and this colourful, wonderful and downright messy display of sploshing is set to do just that!  Whether you are a seasoned splosher or a curious beginner, we are welcoming you to come join Kinkypants and friends for a day of delight.

We do have non-binary tickets available for those with a non-binary Townhouse membership, please email fetevents.townhouse@gmail.com for the password to access those. 

What can I expect?

The wetroom at Townhouse will be transformed into your own messy paradise, think 90s game show!  We will have a fully functioning gunge tank for those who want a true gunge experience... Artemis will be on hand with some general knowledge questions, will you dare answer or will you nominate someone else to take your punishment?  

Why not take a seat and await your fate ;)

Enjoy some messy wrestling (I've heard Artemis is an expert at thumb wars for those less enthusiastic) or perhaps some giggles and a spot of slippery twister as just a few of the ice breakers we will have in store for you!

Our outside area will host another pool filled with brightly coloured gunge, we want you to enjoy a whole day at SPLAT so there will be lots of games and activities to keep you laughing!  There will also be a SPLAT wall for those brave enough to be blindfolded and foam pied!

We are bringing back the immersion pool full of extra thick, deep gunge for you to lose yourself in, plus the water guns and gunge blaster will be back alongside a selection of games for you to enjoy your day. 

What's the Dress code?

Best dress, swimsuit, t-shirt... anything you wanna get messy in!  You will need a towel (or hire one from Townhouse) and a dry set of clothes to go home in.  We ask you to keep genitals covered but other than that, go WILD!

Please note - while we make every effort to keep you safe this event is messy and you partake at your own risk! 

Can I come and not get messy?

Of course!  We have some 'dry' tickets for those who like to watch and orchestrate the fun rather than get messy!  Artemis LOVES shenanigating and would welcome others to join her!  As a Domme she is happy to join in the games, especially when they go wrong! 

In the dungeon... a little more X-rated...

The main sploshing areas are a strict no sexy time event, but we are aware that some of you do enjoy this element of play and so we offer you the cellar dungeon for more intimate messy play.

Here you can use your own mess, though we insist that this is in small quantities and that the area is fully prepared and protected first.  You can arrange use of this by emailing fetevents.townhouse@gmail.com and is on a BOOKING ONLY system.  

With heartfelt thanks to MESSY PUP Gunge

Our friends at Messy Pup Gunge will be on hand to answer any gunge related questions, and will have a pop up shop where you can buy your fave colour to take home and continue the fun!  Messy Pup have kindly supplied all the gunge that will be used on the day so that you can have the bestest test run EVER before purchasing supplies if you wish.

Clean up tickets available by application

If you have ever been to SPLAT before you will know that there's a LOT of clean up and so we have some tickets by application to be part of the clean up crew, these are limited and applications can be made to fetevents.townhouse@gmail.com.

All other tickets are no clean up, meaning you get to enjoy the fun and leave!  These tickets will also include hot and soft drinks (excluding J2O and red bull) for the day to keep you hydrated while having fun :)

All sploshing and play is consensual, and we will have Townhouse buddies on hand to give you a tour and get you settled if this is your first time, plus we are always on hand to answer any questions you may have.

So, are you ready to SPLAT?

Messy hugs

Kinkypants & Artemis x

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The not so small print......

Names on Ticket – You must use your real, legal name on your ticket for it to be valid. Please do not use N/A, a scene name or a pseudonym as this will invalidate your ticket without a refund. We will check the ticket name against your ID/membership on arrival.

Times - Doors open at 2pm and the venue closes at 7pm; first time guests need to arrive before 2.30pm. Established members can arrive up until 3pm, when we lock our doors.  ALL guests will be expected to help in the clean up of this event unless the relevant ticket was purchased.

Deposit – We ask everyone to pay a £10 bar tab deposit on arrival and this must be paid in CASH. The £10 will be offset against your bar bill when you leave the club.

Membership - Ladies, couples and single guys who were members prior to Covid must all renew their membership on their first visit. Please bring your old membership card, £10 IN CASH and your ID; please see the simple ID requirements below. New couples and ladies must also join on their first visit. Please see the membership page on our website for info on our new biometrics membership system. Single guy memberships are now open, please see our Membership page on the website for more information.

Couples – We do not allow people to “couple up” to attend events together as a couple, our couples tickets are for genuine couples in established relationships – those found to be breaching this rule will have all future tickets cancelled which will not be refunded and we will suspend your membership.

ID - We prefer a driving licence for ID but will accept a passport and recent bill/official letter; the latter can be electronic. If you do not hold a passport or driving licence, then 2 official letters/utility bills/bank statement dated in the last 3 months are also acceptable. Both members of a couple must have ID if they are not current members.

Cancellations – If you cannot make an event, please email us as soon as possible to let us know. Tickets are not refundable or transferable to other people or events, so please only book when you are 100% certain you can make it. If you ‘no show’ for an event and don’t contact us to cancel, you will receive a strike. Please see our 3 strikes rule on our website. 

Parking – Please do not park on Bookers car park or on Union Street. You may park on the Maritime carpark over the road at the side of the A41 – people parking here do so at their own risk as we do not accept any responsibility for vehicles or property left in this car park and it is not covered by our CCTV.

Card Payments – Please note we do not accept American Express payments.

Please go to our website for our dress code, rules and etiquette and tons of other useful info.