Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m off to MILF Monday

Do you wanna cum too?

MILF Monday returns to Townhouse for the February instalment which can only mean one thing, it's Valentines! How do you celebrate valentines? Are you the main attraction and want one guy to give you his undivided attention all day? Or would you love to be spoilt for choice and get greedy with multiple men falling over themselves to make it a day to remember.

Maybe you even want to join us with your ‘galentines’ and catch up with your girlfriends, glass of bubbly and a dip in the hot tub before heading upstairs for some afternoon delight.

However you plan to spend your valentines MILF it is all on offer at Townhouse, as always we cater for all.

Ladies grab some seductively sexy lingerie, guys we want to see your best boxers and for those who love to accessorise then we would love to see some red compliments to match the valentines theme for February!

Milf Monday is an event like no other, it has stood the test of time and will be around for years to come so if you haven’t been to one yet then why not? Get up, get the kids to school and get to MILF Monday it’s a must try for every swinger at least once!

We will see you bright eyed and bushy tailed Monday morning!

Team Townhouse x

The not so small print......

Names on Ticket – You must use your real, legal name on your ticket for it to be valid. Please do not use N/A, a scene name or a pseudonym as this will invalidate your ticket without a refund. We will check the ticket name against your ID/membership on arrival.

Times - Doors open at 10:30am and the venue closes at 3:30pm; first time guests need to arrive before 11.30pm. Established members can arrive up until 12:30pm, when we lock our doors.

Deposit – We ask everyone to pay a £10 bar tab deposit on arrival and this must be paid in CASH. The £10 will be offset against your bar bill when you leave the club.

Covid - Following the latest government guidance we no longer require proof of covid passports or to check LFTs. We must however, insist that you do not attend the venue if you feel unwell or are displaying any symptoms of covid.

Membership - Ladies, couples and single guys who were members prior to Covid must all renew their membership on their first visit. Please bring your old membership card, £10 IN CASH and your ID; please see the simple ID requirements below. New couples and ladies must also join on their first visit. Please see the membership page on our website for info on our new biometrics membership system. Single guy memberships are closed for the moment.

ID - We prefer a driving licence for ID but will accept a passport and recent bill/official letter; the latter can be electronic. If you do not hold a passport or driving licence, then 2 official letters/utility bills/bank statement dated in the last 3 months are also acceptable.

Cancellations – If you cannot make an event, please email us as soon as possible to let us know. Tickets are not refundable or transferable to other people or events, so please only book when you are 100% certain you can make it. The only instance whereby a refund is possible, is if you have Covid and present a positive PCR result. If you ‘no show’ for an event and don’t contact us to cancel, you will not be refunded and you will get a strike. Please see our 3 strikes rule on our website.

Parking – PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN BOOKERS CARPARK. 

THERE ARE NOW DOUBLE YELLOW LINES ON UNION STREET. There is plenty of on-street parking in the surrounding areas but please do not park in front of anyone’s house/driveway and be considerate to our neighbours. Parking in and around Campbeltown Road area just across the A41 is also an option. Please allow time to plan your parking 

Please go to our website for our dress code, rules and etiquette and tons of other useful info.