We’re all a little freaky in our own way, but some of us wear our freak with pride!

We are dedicating a night at Townhouse for all of our beloved freaks to come together under one unhallowed roof and embrace their desire to be different. This will be an aesthetic spectacle, so we don’t want suits, trainers or black tshirts, we want you to express your kink in all its glory! We want furries, dolls, latex, leather, morphs, punks...we want you to go big with your hair, flaunt your body modifications, wear that outfit that would make your granny turn in her grave! If it would make your ma cringe, we want it!

If you like to get into a headspace, we will have an amazing DJ in our groundfloor lounge playing atmospheric trance music under UV lights. Feel free to go all freaky neon!

This is also a play event so we want freaky players. The kind of shit that we want to see on BDSM porn, but it’s just too freaky for the regular pay per viewers!

For this event, we are allocating play zones. So for those who like to keep their BDSM filth free, stick to the 1st floor. If you want to mix some freaky fucking in with your freaky BDSM, then head to the top floor.

The ground floor will be for those who simply want to strut their stuff in true peacock style. The cellar dungeon is for messy freaks...so blood, wax, golden showers etc...and the spa area will double up for those who like to make their rope bunnies fly.

Please please adhere to our dress code. There is no point having a ‘freaky’ night if you don’t push your own aesthetic boundaries.

We will not admit people who are wearing suits, jeans, pumps, trainers, character tshirts, anything vanilla or anything floral....since when were flowers freaky?! Lol Basically, if you can walk down the street in your outfit without getting weird looks, it’s not freaky enough.

As for freaky play, NOTHING is off limits, but if you shit in the hot tub, I’ll make you wear it.

See you there! 

Lady C 

Names on Ticket – You must use your real, legal name on your ticket for it to be valid. Please do not use N/A, a scene name or a pseudonym as this will invalidate your ticket without a refund. We will check the ticket name against your ID/membership on arrival.

Times - Doors open at 8pm and the venue closes at 2am; first time guests need to arrive before 9.30pm. Established members can arrive up until 10:30pm, when we lock our doors.

Deposit – We ask everyone to pay a £10 bar tab deposit on arrival and this must be paid in CASH. The £10 will be offset against your bar bill when you leave the club.

Covid – Due to new legislation from the government as of Thursday 24^th February 2022, all covid restrictions in England have been dropped so we will no longer have any restrictions in place. Refunds will no longer be offered to those with a PCR result due to these changes.

Membership - Ladies, couples and single guys who were members prior to Covid must all renew their membership on their first visit. Please bring your old membership card, £10 IN CASH and your ID; please see the simple ID requirements below. New couples and ladies must also join on their first visit. Please see the membership page on our website for info on our new biometrics membership system. Single guy memberships are closed for the moment.

ID - We prefer a driving licence for ID but will accept a passport and recent bill/official letter; the latter can be electronic. If you do not hold a passport or driving licence, then 2 official letters/utility bills/bank statement dated in the last 3 months are also acceptable.

Cancellations – If you cannot make an event, please email us as soon as possible to let us know. Tickets are not refundable or transferable to other people or events, so please only book when you are 100% certain you can make it. The only instance whereby a refund is possible, is if you have Covid and present a positive PCR result. If you ‘no show’ for an event and don’t contact us to cancel, you will not be refunded and you will get a strike. Please see our 3 strikes rule on our website.

Parking - you may park in our large car park adjacent to the club, which is also shared with Booker Wholesale during the day. It is floodlit and covered by CCTV.

Please go to our website for our dress code, rules and etiquette and tons of other useful info.