MILF Monday @ Townhouse

Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, join us this MILF Monday at our very own Fuckingham Palace for a right Royal affair! 

As a nod to Her Madge, we are throwing a Jubilee party, so guys, polish your crown jewels and get ready to make our ladies royal flush in our playrooms! 

The Queen is partial to a pearl necklace....how about you? Maybe a bit of bukkake could be in order? Fancy being a pillow princess and letting our loyal subjects dine out on you? We even have a royal honours list for our wannabe knights of the realm. Bag yourself an MBE for a Massively Big Erection, an OBE for Obscene Behaviour Everywhere and a CBE for Cunnilingus, Blowjobs and Exhibitionism.   

If you're feeling patriotic, you could wear red, white and blue or even go full on Union Jack; extra kudos for Union Jack undies! 

Our ladies will be offered a glass of Prosecco and strawberries before heading upstairs for filth and if any of you are partial to a spot of high tea, we will be offering cake around lunchtime. 

Our outstanding venue is fit for a Queen, but as she will be otherwise engaged, us commoners can make use of it instead for the ultimate daytime debauchery experience

See you there!
Rider xx

The not so small print......

Names on Ticket – You must use your real, legal name on your ticket for it to be valid. Please do not use N/A, a scene name or a pseudonym as this will invalidate your ticket without a refund. We will check the ticket name against your ID/membership on arrival.

Times - Doors open at 10:30am and the venue closes at 3:30pm; first time guests need to arrive before 11:30am. Established members can arrive up until 12:30pm, when we lock our doors.

Deposit – We ask everyone to pay a £10 bar tab deposit on arrival and this must be paid in CASH. The £10 will be offset against your bar bill when you leave the club.

Covid – Due to new legislation from the government as of Thursday 24^th February 2022, all covid restrictions in England have been dropped so we will no longer have any restrictions in place. Refunds will no longer be offered to those with a PCR result due to these changes.

Membership - Ladies, couples and single guys who were members prior to Covid must all renew their membership on their first visit. Please bring your old membership card, £10 IN CASH and your ID; please see the simple ID requirements below. New couples and ladies must also join on their first visit. Please see the membership page on our website for info on our new biometrics membership system. Single guy memberships are now open, please see our Membership page on the website for more information.

ID - We prefer a driving licence for ID but will accept a passport and recent bill/official letter; the latter can be electronic. If you do not hold a passport or driving licence, then 2 official letters/utility bills/bank statement dated in the last 3 months are also acceptable.

Cancellations – If you cannot make an event, please email us as soon as possible to let us know. Tickets are not refundable or transferable to other people or events, so please only book when you are 100% certain you can make it. If you ‘no show’ for an event and don’t contact us to cancel, you will receive a strike. Please see our 3 strikes rule on our website.

Parking - PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN BOOKERS CARPARK. There is plenty of on street parking in and around the area but please do not park in front of anyone's driveway and be considerate to our neighbours. Traffic enforcements are now in place on Union Street as well as around the local businesses in the area.

Please go to our website for our dress code, rules and etiquette and tons of other useful info.