Hoe-Down at Townhouse - A Night of Swingin’ and Sin!

Saddle up, cowgirls, there's a new pair of swingin' Sheriffs in these parts and they're ready to party …

That's right folks, Peachy Mama and Earl Haggard are excited to pop their hosting cherries, take the reins, swing open the saloon doors and welcome y’all to THE HOE-DOWN - the filthiest hootenanny in town! 🤠

Whether you're a seasoned lasso swinger or it is in fact your first rodeo, this is YOUR night to escape those vanilla responsibilities, let loose and explore the spicy side of life.

🌟 STARRING … 🌟

Now folks, it wouldn't be a Hoe-Down without a high class cowgirl to get your boots stomping, would it!?

All the way from the Great Smoky Mountains, we're excited to welcome the one and only 💖 BACKWOODS BARBIE 💖 to the Townhouse stage!

For one night only, our devilish Northern Dolly will be performing all of your favourite country classics, as well as a few modern hits with a Tennessee twist.

We've also got rodeo games, a photo station to snap those outfits and our Swinger’s Saloon will be overflowing with cowboy cocktails to get you in the mood, before you doseydoe upstairs …

There you'll find 3 floors of stunning, spotlessly clean playrooms, fully equipped with lube, condoms, fresh bedsheets and everything you need to end the night with a Yeehaw, or two! 🥵

🐮 DIRTY DRESS CODE 🐮

Fringe, leather, denim, rhinestones … it's all celebrated here! 

Whether you're channeling your inner Johnny Cash, going for a more modern Yellowstone look, or sashaying your way through those swing doors in fabulous Pink Pony Club fashion, all styles of cowboy, cowgirl and Western wonder are welcome at this rodeo. ✨

After 10.30pm, our play floors are only accessible to those who have dressed down - think your favourite lingerie, best boxers, or a robe - so as long as you're prepared to Rip off your chaps and unDutton your blouse, you can scoot on upstairs and play!

Not ready to strip off? There's no pressure! You can stay fully dressed downstairs, dancing with your fellow outlaws, all night long!

🫦 FEELIN’ THE JITTERS? 🫦

Are y’all new here? Battling the nervous butterflies?

Fear not … you're bound to receive a warm Western welcome from our incredible, inclusive Townhouse community, plus our sexy hosts and BUDDIES will be on hand to show you around the Ranch and help you settle in.

A week before we swing open the doors, you'll also receive an invite to our EXCLUSIVE EVENT CHAT where you can get know who you'll be partying (and playing 😉) with, share outfit ideas, shake off your worries and start making naughty bunkhouse plans!

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If a wild night of music, moonshine and mischief, surrounded by sexy cowgirls and filthy cowboys, gets your heart galloping, The Hoe-Down is the party for you.

So let's go girls (and boys) … things are about to get real messy round here! 💦

PeachyMama & Earl Haggard xox

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PLEASE NOTE WE NO LONGER HAVE ACCESS TO BOOKERS CARPARK - PLEASE DO NOT PARK ON BOOKERS OR UNION STREET.

* Townhouse are passionate about supporting local charities and have an option to donate when purchasing your ticket.

The not so small print......
Names on Ticket - For safety, the name on your ticket MUST match the name on your ID. Please do not use ‘N/A’, a scene name or a pseudonym as this will invalidate your ticket. The only person who will see the name on your ticket is the staff member checking you in. Respect and privacy are important to us. We understand that the name on your ID may not be the name you use.

Times - Doors open at 8:00pm and the venue closes at 2:00am. First-time guests must arrive by 9:00pm. Established members may arrive up until 10:30pm, when the doors are locked.

Deposit -Everyone is required to pay a £10 bar tab deposit in cash upon arrival. This deposit will be deducted from your final bar bill when you leave.

Membership - Membership is £10 per person, paid annually in cash. New couples and single ladies must join on their first visit, unless it is a one-off visit from outside the North West, in which case the visit will be logged. If you return in the future, you will be required to purchase membership. Single guys are not granted membership on their first visit. Please refer to our Membership page for more details.

Gender and Ticketing -Trans women should purchase a single female ticket, not a Gender Diverse ticket. Trans men should purchase a single male ticket. Gender Diverse tickets are only for those with a Gender Diverse membership. We define this as anyone who expresses their gender differently, but does not identify as Trans, (a previous name for this has been TGirl.) Non-binary guests are asked to contact  sarah@townhouseswingers.com to arrange membership.

Couples -We do not allow people to “couple up” just to attend an event together. Couples tickets are for genuine, established couples. Anyone found breaching this rule will have all future tickets cancelled (non-refundable) and their membership suspended. Couples can be of any gender, what matters is that you are in a committed relationship and attending as a genuine couple.

Single Guys - Single guys must attend alone. Groups or pairs of single guys will be refused entry.

ID - We prefer a driving licence for ID, but we also accept: A passport and a recent bill/official letter (electronic format is acceptable). If you do not hold a passport or driving licence, you may bring two official letters/utility bills/bank statements, dated within the last 3 months. Both members of a couple must provide ID if they are not current members.

Cancellations - If you can’t make it, please email us as soon as possible: info@townhouseswingers.com. Tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable, so only book if you're 100% certain you can attend. If you no-show without informing us before the event begins, you will receive a strike. See our website for details on the 3 strikes rule.

Parking - Please do not park in Booker’s car park or on Union Street. You may park in the Maritime car park across the road, next to the A41.
Note: Parking here is at your own risk. We are not responsible for any vehicles or property left in this car park, and it is not covered by our CCTV.

Card Payments - We do not accept American Express payments. We have a £5 minimum spend for all card payments.

For details on dress code, rules, etiquette, and other useful information, please visit our website.
*A small booking fee will also be added