Splat Attack - Game Show Sploshing Edition!

It's Monday afternoon, it's 2pm, and here's your host...

Kinkypants!

Splat Attack is the perfect way to spend a Bank Holiday Monday afternoon!

A new sploshing event that'll take you straight back to a classic 90's messy gameshow, with a kinky twist!

We can't wait!

Join us for a unique hosted gameshow style event - play against another team of kinksters through 3 floors of kinky & silly games, with the losing team getting gunged at the end!

Don't worry though if you win, no one's getting out clean, with more messy games to follow in the elevation room ;) 

What can I expect?

This is a structured and hosted event, so you'll be on one of 4 teams of 5 people - our two dedicated House Dommes will take your team through silly and kinky games on each floor of the club, before ending up in the elevation room for a messy finale to the day!

Once everyone's good and messy after the games, there'll be time for free play in the gunge in the elevation room.  We'll have several pools to play in, and the gunge tank and gunge trough will be out again to punish the losers!

All tickets are no clean up, meaning you get to enjoy the fun and leave! Tickets will also include your Splat Attack T-Shirt and hot and soft drinks (excluding J2O and Red Bull) for the day to keep you hydrated while having fun :)

If you're not comfortable with any of the games, you can of course take a step back and enjoy the show for a bit :)

What's the Dress code?

Team t-shirt and clothes of choice - each ticket comes with a colour coordinated t-shirt with your team, which is yours to take home at the end of the day 💜😎✨

Please let us know your size when ordering your ticket. We can't guarantee t-shirts with tickets ordered less than two weeks before the event date, so get in early with your order.

You will need a towel (or hire one from Townhouse) and a dry set of clothes to go home in. We ask you to keep genitals covered but other than that, go WILD!

Safety First!

Gunge is extremely slippery, and makes slipping up very likely, especially as the floor gets covered during the day. We accept no liability for incidents and accidents on the day and sploshing is entirely at your own risk.

While we try our best to cushion the floors where we can, we can't eliminate the risk from slips, trips and falls entirely. We do strongly recommend that you wear footwear that provides additional grip. While we don't want to see any dirty "outdoors" shoes in the gunge for hygiene reasons, we do suggest clean footwear such as wellington boots or water shoes - typical link below.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0BYDPD3W6

Please note - while we make every effort to keep you safe this event is messy and you partake at your own risk!

Can I come and not get messy?

Of course! We have some 'dry' tickets for those who like to watch and orchestrate the fun rather than get messy!

All sploshing and play is consensual, and we will have Townhouse buddies on hand to give you a tour and get you settled if this is your first time, plus we are always on hand to answer any questions you may have.

So, are you ready to play?

Hugs

Kinkypants & Artemis x

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PLEASE NOTE WE NO LONGER HAVE ACCESS TO BOOKERS CARPARK - PLEASE DO NOT PARK ON BOOKERS OR UNION STREET.

 Townhouse are passionate about supporting local charities and have an option to donate when purchasing your ticket.

The not so small print......

Names on Ticket - For safety, the name on your ticket MUST match the name on your ID. Please do not use ‘N/A’, a scene name or a pseudonym as this will invalidate your ticket. The only person who will see the name on your ticket is the staff member checking you in. Respect and privacy are important to us. We understand that the name on your ID may not be the name you use.

Times - Doors open at 2:00pm and the venue closes at 7:00pm. First-time guests must arrive by 2:30pm. Established members may arrive up until 3:00pm, when the doors are locked.

Deposit -Everyone is required to pay a £10 bar tab deposit in cash upon arrival. This deposit will be deducted from your final bar bill when you leave.

Consent and Communication
Consent is central at Townhouse. For everyone’s safety, all guests must speak fluent English to discuss boundaries, understand consent, and follow club rules. If we cannot communicate effectively on arrival, entry will be refused and your ticket refunded.

Membership - Membership is £10 per person, paid annually in cash. New couples and single ladies must join on their first visit, unless it is a one-off visit from outside the North West—in which case the visit will be logged. If you return in the future, you will be required to purchase membership. Single guys are not granted membership on their first visit. Please refer to our Membership page for more details.

Gender and Ticketing -Trans women should purchase a single female ticket, not a Gender Diverse ticket. Trans men should purchase a single male ticket. Gender Diverse tickets are only for those with a Gender Diverse membership. We define this as anyone who expresses their gender differently, but does not identify as Trans, (a previous name for this has been TGirl.) Non-binary guests are asked to contact: sarah@townhouseswingers.com to arrange membership.

Couples -We do not allow people to “couple up” just to attend an event together. Couples tickets are for genuine, established couples. Anyone found breaching this rule will have all future tickets cancelled (non-refundable) and their membership suspended. Couples can be of any gender—what matters is that you are in a committed relationship and attending as a genuine couple.

Single Guys - Single guys must attend alone. Groups or pairs of single guys will be refused entry.

ID - We prefer a driving licence for ID, but we also accept: A passport and a recent bill/official letter (electronic format is acceptable). If you do not hold a passport or driving licence, you may bring two official letters/utility bills/bank statements, dated within the last 3 months. Both members of a couple must provide ID if they are not current members.

Cancellations - If you can’t make it, please email us as soon as possible: info@townhouseswingers.com. Tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable, so only book if you're 100% certain you can attend. If you no-show without informing us before the event begins, you will receive a strike. See our website for details on the 3 strikes rule.

Parking - Please do not park in Booker’s car park or on Union Street. You may park in the Maritime car park across the road, next to the A41.
Note: Parking here is at your own risk. We are not responsible for any vehicles or property left in this car park, and it is not covered by our CCTV.

Card Payments - We do not accept American Express payments. We have a £5 minimum spend for all card payments.

For details on dress code, rules, etiquette, and other useful information, please visit our website.

*A small booking fee will also be added