Christmas Chaos - the Ultimate Office Party!

Welcome to the Christmas Chaos!

“Dear customers,

We are emailing to invite you to the annual Christmas party.

After the raucous behaviour of 2025, we sadly will not be hosting the do at the local church hall - Pete from accounts still has to attend confessional every Sunday to repent for what he did in the pews - but will in fact be hosting it at Townhouse, a rather classy, innocent looking club in Birkenhead.

Please note, the boss will not be in attendance this year, but has specified that no alcohol, no music, no dancing, no mistletoe, no turkey hats and no heavy petting will be tolerated.

Merry Christmas.

Karen from Reception”

… Psst. Karen's not looking, so let's bend the office rules slightly, shall we?

Join Brett, HornyVee, PeachyMama & EarlHaggard as they invite you to break free from Scrooge's shackles and dive head first into a night of Christmas Chaos!

Think the Office, meets The Hangover, meets FCKD. Pencil skirts and wine stained shirts. Elf ears and turkey hats. Trays of shots and drinking games. Grinding on the dancefloor and blowjobs under the mistletoe. Then a full staff ‘meeting’ in the orgy room …

Whether you're the newbie in the swinging staff room, or seasoned regulars ready to party, this chaotic Christmas Do is your chance to truly let loose & get in the filthy festive spirit!

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WHAT TO EXPECT 

🍾 OFFICE PERKS - Get the party started with a free drink on arrival - boss's treat 😉

🎤 CHEESY KARAOKE - Whether you're belting out a duet with the office hotty, or dazzling coworkers with a unique rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody, no work do would be complete without cheesy karaoke!

🍹CRIMBO COCKTAILS - 

👔 CHAOTIC CLOBBER - Shirt and cheesy tie, sexy secretary, cheeky elf, or full Christmas pudding costume. Wear whatever you want to wear, as long it has a festive flair (and you can get it off when the time comes …)

🎲 GAMES - Join in some naughty and Chaotic games throughout the night!

🎅🏼 BAD SANTA - Get your photo with our Bad Santa from 9:30pm-10:30pm.

💋 THREE PLAY FLOORS - When you've had your fill of the chaos downstairs, grab your water cooler crush and make your own mischief up in our fully equipped playrooms. 

🤭 OFFICE NEWBIE? 🤭

New on the lifestyle ‘team’ and feeling the nerves?

That's natural - we promise you, we've all been there! - but we know you'll receive a warm welcome from our inclusive Townhouse community. Plus our sexy hosts and BUDDIES will be on hand to give you a tour, answer your questions and help you settle in on the night.

A week before we swing open the doors, you'll receive an invite to our EXCLUSIVE EVENT CHAT where you can start the flirty chatter, share chaotic outfit ideas & get to know who you'll be partying (and perhaps playing 😉) with!

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WHAT TO WEAR

This night is going to be truly chaotic and the clobber should match. We want sexy office attire. Christmas jumpers and cheesy ties. Naughty elves and mischievous Mrs Clauses. A full turkey costume? Why not! 

After 10:30pm, the play areas upstairs become dress down only - think lingerie, playsuits, a negligee, boxers/briefs or a robe.

Not ready to dress down? No worries! You can stay fully dressed and party all night long on the ground floor.

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So book that babysitter, make secret naughty plans at the photocopier, sneak out of the office and join four floors of sexy swingers for the wildest ‘Work Do’ ever!

We won't tell the boss …

Brett, Vee, Peachy & Earl

xoxo

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PLEASE NOTE WE NO LONGER HAVE ACCESS TO BOOKERS CARPARK - PLEASE DO NOT PARK ON BOOKERS OR UNION STREET.

* Townhouse are passionate about supporting local charities and have an option to donate when purchasing your ticket.

The not so small print......
Names on Ticket - For safety, the name on your ticket MUST match the name on your ID. Please do not use ‘N/A’, a scene name or a pseudonym as this will invalidate your ticket. The only person who will see the name on your ticket is the staff member checking you in. Respect and privacy are important to us. We understand that the name on your ID may not be the name you use.

Times - Doors open at 8:00pm and the venue closes at 2:00am. First-time guests must arrive by 9:00pm. Established members may arrive up until 10:30pm, when the doors are locked.

Deposit -Everyone is required to pay a £10 bar tab deposit in cash upon arrival. This deposit will be deducted from your final bar bill when you leave.

Membership - Membership is £10 per person, paid annually in cash. New couples and single ladies must join on their first visit, unless it is a one-off visit from outside the North West, in which case the visit will be logged. If you return in the future, you will be required to purchase membership. Single guys are not granted membership on their first visit. Please refer to our Membership page for more details.

Gender and Ticketing -Trans women should purchase a single female ticket, not a Gender Diverse ticket. Trans men should purchase a single male ticket. Gender Diverse tickets are only for those with a Gender Diverse membership. We define this as anyone who expresses their gender differently, but does not identify as Trans, (a previous name for this has been TGirl.) Non-binary guests are asked to contact: sarah@townhouseswingers.com to arrange membership.

Couples -We do not allow people to “couple up” just to attend an event together. Couples tickets are for genuine, established couples. Anyone found breaching this rule will have all future tickets cancelled (non-refundable) and their membership suspended. Couples can be of any gender, what matters is that you are in a committed relationship and attending as a genuine couple.

Single Guys - Single guys must attend alone. Groups or pairs of single guys will be refused entry.

ID - We prefer a driving licence for ID, but we also accept: A passport and a recent bill/official letter (electronic format is acceptable). If you do not hold a passport or driving licence, you may bring two official letters/utility bills/bank statements, dated within the last 3 months. Both members of a couple must provide ID if they are not current members.

Cancellations - If you can’t make it, please email us as soon as possible: info@townhouseswingers.com. Tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable, so only book if you're 100% certain you can attend. If you no-show without informing us before the event begins, you will receive a strike. See our website for details on the 3 strikes rule.

Parking - Please do not park in Booker’s car park or on Union Street. You may park in the Maritime car park across the road, next to the A41.
Note: Parking here is at your own risk. We are not responsible for any vehicles or property left in this car park, and it is not covered by our CCTV.

Card Payments - We do not accept American Express payments. We have a £5 minimum spend for all card payments.

For details on dress code, rules, etiquette, and other useful information, please visit our website.
*A small booking fee will also be added