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CVNTCLAVE - WIP

Sat 18 Jul 2026 19:00 - 20:00 The Glitch, SE1 7AE

CVNTCLAVE - WIP

Sat 18 Jul 2026 19:00 - 20:00 The Glitch, SE1 7AE

A one-Cardinal-show exploring power, faith, hypocrisy, and how much tea can go in that cup before it runneth over. Inspired by the hottest film of recent times: Conclave. But queer(er). 

A conclave is a spiritual gathering, wherein Cardinals are all locked up in the Vatican together to elect the next Pope from among their number. It is a time of sacred contemplation. It isn’t a war.

All the fighting has to be invisible. Obviously.

Before a conclave, each Cardinal must receive the sacrament of confession. Enter the confessional with one of these Princes of the Church: Cardinal Cvntvs, who wouldn’t dream of plotting to take down his competitors – because Cvntvs’ Vatican is definitely not an endless repository of salacious queer drama, petty squabbles, and psychosexual, above-tepid rivalries.

Nope.

This is serious shit.

You don’t need to have seen Conclave - but you do need to love messy queer divas.

Arden Fitzroy - creator/writer/performer
Megan Brewer - director/dramaturg

Location

The Glitch, SE1 7AE