Sistaahs! The Hocus Pocus Parody Experience

A Wickedly Immersive Hocus Pocus Parody at Wisteria Theater

The Sanderson Sisters are BACK — and they’re mixing potions with parody, chaos with camp, and cocktails with curses.

Step into Salem’s most infamous magic shop, where nothing behaves, everything sparkles a little too much, and the witches are dying to drag you into trouble. One night you’ll be sipping Kiki cocktails. Another, Sarah might trick you into a love potion. Somehow, the Sisters even know who Taylor Swift is… Light the Black Flame Candle — if you dare.

What to Expect

✨ The Haunted Shop – A Salem souvenir stand gone completely unhinged. Cursed trinkets, talking potions, and lipstick smudges that definitely don’t come off.

✨ The Town Hall Party – Lasers, fog cannons, and parody bangers that skewer TikTok witches, overpriced “magic” merch, and basically everything you secretly hate.

✨ Secret Encounters – Some guests get chosen. A wink. A ribbon. A whispered curse. Suddenly, your night is very different from your friend’s.

✨ The Final Spell – Hand over the cursed objects you’ve collected and watch the witches turn it into a full-blown concert meltdown. Yes, there’s a Taylor Swift medley. No, you won’t survive it.

Why You’ll Love It

⚡ Wickedly funny parody that roasts pop culture.
⚡ Immersive surprises that make every night different.
⚡ A concert spectacle with lasers, fog, and campy chaos.
⚡ Cocktails that are secretly potions (oops).

It’s wild. It’s stupid. It’s fabulous. And it’s never the same twice.

👉 You came for a drink. You’ll leave cursed forever.

Come light the black flame candle... if you dare.

Frequently Asked Inquiries 

🧹 Where do I park my broom?
Darlings, this isn’t 1693 — we’ve upgraded. Park your broom (or car) for FREE in our private lot. Yes, free. Even witches love a bargain.

♿ Is it ADA accessible?
Of course. Whether you arrive on two legs, four wheels, or inside a cauldron, you’ll get the full spellbound experience.

🍹 Will there be potions?
Oh yes. Adult Potions (21+) will be bubbling at the bar all night long. Drink at your own risk — side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, spontaneous singing, or marrying Billy Butcherson.

🎃 Is this show family-friendly?
Think of it as Salem’s Halloween party gone off the rails. PG-13 vibes. We adore children… but mainly for dinner.

🕰️ How long does the curse last?
Once the Black Flame Candle is lit, you’re ours for 90–120 minutes. But time works differently in Salem — you’ll know the party’s over when we stop singing.

✨ Can I dress up?
DRESS. UP. This is the Salem Halloween party, after all. Costumes, glitter, wigs, full witch drag — bring it on. Just don’t outshine us. We will hex you.

💀 Will I survive the night?
Maybe. Maybe not. But honestly, wouldn’t you rather go out dancing with witches anyway?