FROST MY LIFE! A Christmas Movie Parody Musical

From the mischievous mind of a former holiday movie insider comes FROST MY LIFE — a hilariously unhinged parody musical that turns every cozy Christmas cliché upside down and gift-wraps it in glitter and chaos.

Equal parts irreverent and heartwarming, this new holiday musical comedy delivers nonstop laughs, catchy original songs, and just enough Christmas spirit to melt even the frostiest hearts. It’s a festive fever dream filled with small-town charm, big-city burnout, and a whole lot of yuletide mayhem.

Julie, a “high-powered marketing exec” whose life falls apart faster than Santa’s sleigh on black ice, flees Los Angeles after losing her dream promotion. She resigns herself to visiting her mother for Christmas in Small Town, Ohio. There, she meets a handsome, widowed dollmaker and his knife-juggling daughter, and things take a delightfully chaotic turn. Cue love songs, Christmas clichés, death by reindeer, demonic dolls, and a Greek chorus that won’t stop singing carols about capitalism.

A send-up of every holiday movie you’ve ever hated to love to loved to hate, FROST MY LIFE is a "frosted cocktail" of camp, chaos, and Christmas cheer. Expect pop-infused show tunes, inappropriate jokes, absurd twists, and a surprisingly sweet message about love, loss, and letting go.

🎅 “A holiday musical for anyone who’s ever said ‘Frost my life.’”
🧁 "Equal parts satire, sleigh bells, and side-splitting laughter.”

Frequently Asked Holiday Questions

🛷 Where do I park my sleigh?
Darlings, we’ve upgraded from reindeer stables. Park your sleigh (or car) for FREE in our private lot. Yes, free. Even elves love a bargain.

♿ Is it ADA accessible?
Absolutely. Whether you arrive on two legs, four wheels, or inside a giant gift box, you’ll get the full holiday experience.

🎁 Is this show family-friendly?
Mostly! PG-13 vibes. We adore children… but watch out for flying “frosts,” sarcastic elves, and demonic dolls. There’s adult humor sprinkled like glitter—so maybe keep the little ones on alert, or let them join the chaos at their own risk.

🕰️ How long is the holiday chaos?
120 minutes of nonstop festive mayhem with 1 intermission. Time may feel like it stretches or shrinks depending on how many candy canes you consume.

🧥 Do I need to dress up?
Dress for the snow—it’s a winter wonderland inside! Jackets, cozy scarves, ugly Christmas sweaters, or full holiday glam: bring it all. Bonus points for tinsel.